virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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clannyphantom:

call the police

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

ruinedchildhood:

 pussy game unstoppable

vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

inseparablemind:

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

iamthepikachubatman:

demigrump:

If this gets 10,000 notes by the end of summer I’ll run into class on the first day of school with a piece of toast in my mouth like that freaking anime cliche.

((Posting this since I was dared and my posts don’t get notes so I’m safe.))

friend you are going to be so sorry you ever posted this i will spend every waking moment reblogging this i will get you those 10,000 notes

tetsuyaa:

rin takes “i’ll show you a sight you’ve never seen before” to another level

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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しゃぼんがハートにはじける