my life is one big “wow ok”

theangelwithnoface:

h1ghtechl0wlife:

animekanyewest:

german emotions

my favorite is the emotion when there’s a spider touching your eye


i also enjoy the emotion where you wake up in the middle of the night and remember you forgot to do something important.

oh, and the emotion where you realize you’re completely empty inside and there’s nothing that can be done about it

jesus…

mariowiki:

Walunetta

draqonight:

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

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bestfunny:

nekons:

i have said a lot of embarrassing things in my life but suddenly a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders after reading these few sentences

 

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how people with vaginas can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

swimmingshotas:

Sexuality: 

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That gentle smile

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Shoes that complement his eyes

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A whistle to keep his team together

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THAT BOOTY AND FINE FIGURE HUGGING TOP

vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart

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this-is-nucking-futs-bitch:

I think you sent a selfie to a group of marines.

sassafranski:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

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