thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

Going back to sc tomorrow!!!!!! 

sir-hathaway:

I have laughed so that there is no point in breathing anymore. 

feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

sugar-galaxies:

blockedhead:

paramore-5ever:

blockedhead:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

must be why everyone is speaking in english

this is a dubbed text post

the manga was better

I’m trying to get my turtle use to me by putting it on my bed with me to show it I’m not going to it, but it just hides from me under my leg. that is the cutest shit in the world. progress 

thrvsting:

when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like

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lilmsawkward:

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

Still crying

vocaroo:

and-exhaleee:

vocaroo:

me pulling a knife on my grandma

IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

yes and she’s gonna need it

glacear:

when u open up ur 5th grade sketch book

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